Why not collect them, all the internets?
STAY DOWN, ASSHOLE!
YOU CAME TO THE WRONG BEACH, LITTERBUG.
THAT DROPPING THE WRAPPER SHIT MIGHT FLY WHEREVER YOU CAME FROM BUT THIS IS THE PACIFIC NORTHWEST. PICK IT UP.
AND YOU’D BETTER BE PLANNING TO RECYCLE THAT BOTTLE, YOU HEAR ME?
I BET YOU DON’T EVEN COMPOST.
SCUMBAG.
(hipster activist gulls!)
Who doesn’t like makeouts, I mean really?
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Three Mind-Blowing Facts:
1) These feet belong to a 72 year old man
2) Two years ago, they ran a marathon
3) At the North Pole
An extra puppy on the dashboard never ruined anyone’s day.
Stuff Healthy People Say To Sick People
Guys look what I found.
Oh hey this. I’ve never really experienced it in such a negative way, though. Mostly just things like “Well, I hope you feel better” and “Yeah, take care of yourself, hopefully that will help”.
“The spoon actually has its own story.”
“Oh yeah? What’s that?”
“I slip spoons in people’s pockets. I’ve done it thousands of times. It’s like pickpocketing, but the opposite. It’s a very special skill.”*
*The best part of this story is that Meg Ryan walked by in the middle of the conversation. I quickly asked for her photo, but she turned me down. I wasn’t too concerned though, because I knew she’d only have been half as popular as Spoon Guy.
I want to meet this guy except that he might be a bit too strange for my introversion to handle. We should at least have a show ‘n tell of spoons.
Yup, I enjoyed it. Cute voice, some good lyrics, stringed instrument. Perfect productivity music!
(via reeberry)
The animators for the Dinosaurs in Jurassic Park practicing their dinosaur runs
Perfection. I have found it.
These people were living the dream.
BETH YOU’D APPRECIATE THIS.
YOU HEAR YEASAYER’S GOT A NEW RECORD COMING OUT?
I GUESS I HEARD THAT SOMEWHERE, YEAH.
I MIGHT CHECK IT OUT.
I DON’T KNOW, MAN. I REALLY ONLY LIKED THEIR LIVE PERFORMANCES FOR A SPECIFIC TWELVE MINUTE SPAN BETWEEN THE RELEASE OF THEIR DEBUT RECORD AND THE FIRST TIME IT WAS REVIEWED BY AN OBSCURE WEBSITE.
I REALLY ONLY LIKED THE INDIVIDUAL MEMBERS’ ELEMENTARY SCHOOL BAND PERFORMANCES.
IF WE’RE BEING HONEST I ONLY LIKED THEM WHEN THEY WERE, RESPECTIVELY, IN UTERO.
I DON’T EVEN LIKE THEIR MUSIC. I ONLY PRETEND TO SO I HAVE SOMETHING TO TALK ABOUT WITH THE BARISTAS THAT SERVE ME MY MORNING MACCHIATO.
I DISLIKED YEASAYER BEFORE THEY WERE BORN.
I FUCKING HATE THAT BAND.
I ONLY LISTEN TO THE SOUND OF RUST FORMING ON THE UNDERCARRIAGES OF NORWEGIAN LUXURY SEDANS.
I HAVE A VINTAGE RECORDABLE 90 MINUTE MAXELL CASSETTE TAPE THAT’S JUST THE SOUND OF A VACUUM CLEANER LEFT ON IN AN EMPTY APARTMENT. IT’S MY FAVORITE RECORD.
THAT SOUNDS AWESOME.
IT ISN’T NOW THAT YOU SAID THAT.
THE ONLY THING I LIKE TO LISTEN TO ANYMORE IS THE SOUND OF A PLASTIC SHARD DRAGGING ALONG AN OLD GLASS TABLE. IT’S LIKE POETRY, BUT DON’T SAY SO OR YOU’LL RUIN IT.
GM(eme)OY
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